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Birthday Prank...Top 8
Hahah, he liked it!
Yesterday, the tumblr world birthday pranked my boss Matt by spamming his email at exactly 3:30. He responded by making a blog and highlighting the top 8 emails he recieved from strangers.
#1
If you minigolf today, you can get two games for one. It’s kind of an unspoken birthday deal that all the minigolf places have. Just thought you’d like to know.
-bk#2
Dude!!! It’s been forever, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Listen, the hookers are going to totally hit up your crib around 8:30 this afternoon. Tell Turtle and Daz to bring the ketchup, they know what I’m talkin’ bout! Anywho, you get that dildo in the mail yet???
-Morgan PEEZY!!!!!
#3
Happy birthday! Matt, i constantly think about you. i know its wrong. i know there is so much that can blow up in our faces. but sometimes, i think “I just don’t care, I have to be with him.” i will be at our usual meeting spot at noon tomorrow. i won’t be wearing anything under my pants.
-david#4
Just wanted to say happy birthday and that you should let TOM KAUFFMAN go home early for the day. Here is a birthday laugh: http://www.vimeo.com/1115240 ENJOY
Delbert Dean Shoopman III
www.delbertshoopman.com
#5Thanks for that night in the stall…ill never forget those lips.
xoxoxo
Daddy..#6
I regret to inform you that because of some misbehavior the festivities of the day have been canceled. Please send everyone home.
Respectfully,
Justin Dillard#7
The internet told me to send you an email on this day, and at this
time, and because the internet is never wrong, I obeyed.
Happy Birthday!#8
Matt,
Seriously, this isn’t cool, I’ve been waiting for this cash for at least two weeks now. Quit fucking around and give me my money.
Will
In fact, Caballero has designed a whole line of bulletproof clothing for men and women, including guayaberas, polo shirts, jackets and even an updated version of the classic bulletproof vest. His leather jacket weighs only a few pounds, and nobody would suspect that you had full protection.
In addition to size runs, customers can seek a specific level of protection — low will only withstand 9MM slugs and high will take on gunfire from Uzis and other automatics.” (source + video of demonstration)
pile:
Cameo!
This is the best scene that has been on television in a LONG time. This is why I want to make TV.
“Nostalgia - it’s delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound.” It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a spaceship, it’s a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards… it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It’s not called the wheel, it’s called the carousel. It let’s us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved.”
Sleeping man beheaded on Greyhound bus. »
WINNIPEG, Manitoba - A passenger sleeping on a Greyhound bus was killed and decapitated by his seatmate on Wednesday night as the vehicle rolled across the Canadian prairies, witnesses said.
“He calmly walks up to the front (of the bus) with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly stares at us and drops the head right in front of us,” Caton said.
That’s horrifying.
Um.
While driving home from work, I started wondering if there would be any signs of earthquake at my apartment. Finally, I found that my deodorant had fallen off my dresser and on to my closet floor. Such are the horrific casualties of the Chino Hills Massacre of 2008.
“Chino Hills Massacre of 2008” - One of my Cinnamon Life cereal squares was among the fallen.